x3 I loved my dream last night. It was a lot of fun, and made sense. I don't remember all the details like I did last time, but the first part of the dream was like I was part of a group of Asian warriors in like ancient China or something, and we were going on adventures and fighting, and we were all uber-powerful, and we met the emperor disguised as a warrior as well, because he was trying to escape from Luoyang or Chang'an or wherever because he was bored.

Anyway, the second part of the dream switched to England or Europe or something, except it kind of looked suburban. xD Anyway, I had a best friend, and we were part of this bandit gang, and me and him were working together to steal this ivory horn thing from the king, who lived in a big house in suburbia instead of a castle. xDDD Anyway, he was the thief with all the connections, and the leader and planned everything, and I was the plucky comic relief and was really good at acting innocent with charged with theft. xP Anyway, the king was this old guy and he had an ivory horn thing, and there were guards in his "castle". One of the guards helped get us the horn because he wanted a cut in the pay when we sold it. Before we stole it though, I saved the king's daughter who was really cute, and I had a crush on her. So then the king invited us over so we could hang out and he could award us by taking us hunting or whatever kings do. Except, my friend didn't know and his guard connection already stole the horn. It was like a two piece horn. He gave me the smaller piece, and I tucked it into my shirt so very conspicuously. xDD He tucked it into the front of his shirt. Anyway, the king pretended he was going to take shower (they have showers in suburbia) but instead he was grilling and torturing the guard on where his horn went. And he knew we had it, and we had to give it back. He took it forcefully from my friend, and to me, he just began walking towards me with a scary look on his face, so I pulled it out and just handed it to him, because he was scary. D:

The princess was just like o___O? through all this, as was the queen, and the king took his family, and they drove out of their driveway in an SUV.xDD So I was like... "What do we do know?" And he's like, "Let's steal his prize falcon from the King's roost!" So we go into the backyard where there's all these hunting falcons and we're about to steal one but then I wake up. xD

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